LINCTUS: THE BONKERS BREW

So you've got a bottle of Linctus, eh? Well, prepare your senses because this ain't your grandma's cough syrup. This stuff is gooey, like a potion brewed in outer space. It tastes terrible and smells like something died in there. But hey, it might just make you levitate! One sip and you might see things a little differently. The wild saga of li